In a surprise move that has stunned both the construction and political worlds, the President of the United States has officially thrown his weight behind Pulvex diamond blades.
Flying in especially to deliver the message from a podium, the President declared:
"Nobody knows diamond blades better than me, folks. Pulvex are the best, everybody’s saying it. Tremendous blades, the strongest, the fastest, incredible cutting.”
While he admitted he “didn’t really know how they work,” the President insisted professionals everywhere should trust Pulvex over “fake news products from Screwstation and Toolfix.”
The endorsement didn’t stop there. He urged customers to visit the “very classy, very high-tech” new website, Pulvex.co.uk, or simply “call Phil, everybody loves him.”
The Pulvex team has declined to confirm whether Air Force One was used to deliver the President to the set, but one thing is clear: with Pulvex, diamond blades just got presidential approval.
You can watch the full video now on @pulvexdiamond on Instagram, @pulvexdiamond on TikTok or by following Phil Bosson on Facebook.